Archive for the ‘Family’ Category

Puppy Molestation

You should understand that Buddy is no ordinary dog. Yeah, I know, everybody thinks that about their dog … but there is something about Buddy Bear that invites above-and-beyond behavior from his devotees. Case in point: Cousin Mary, a reasonably intact 80-something cousin of Robert’s who is otherwise essentially sane.  She has a real jones for [...]

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pre-thanksgiving cop-out plan

This year Robert-the-Goodman and I are again hosting the whole clan for Thanksgiving, about 16 darling people. As I begin my to-do list, my standards are (as usual) dropping faster than my panties on Saturday night. For example, I just learned about turkey thighs!  I realize they’re a cop-out, but not as bare-faced as my [...]

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